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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Can we state Alia Bhatt as the most versatile actress in Bollywood now?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
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So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
What is a movie franchise you actually think deserves a reboot?
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
Is Farage right to blame the housing crisis in the UK on migration?
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What were some of the unforgettable incidents from your school life?
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
What are tips for weight loss?
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.