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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 06:52

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Can we state Alia Bhatt as the most versatile actress in Bollywood now?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Wright State stuns No. 1 Vanderbilt with historic upset in baseball regionals - Yahoo Sports

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Nuts and Butts

Then came..

We've Finally Seen The Skyscraper Tsunami That Shook Earth For 9 Days - ScienceAlert

So, the docs changed it to read

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

US housing market now has 500K more sellers than buyers — and it’s leading to a shift in the balance of power - Yahoo Finance

No go.

No, not a chance

Next, they tried...

What is a movie franchise you actually think deserves a reboot?

They put up a sign reading

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Staying Positive Could Protect Against Middle-Aged Memory Loss, 16-Year Study Reveals - SciTechDaily

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

Is Farage right to blame the housing crisis in the UK on migration?

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What were some of the unforgettable incidents from your school life?

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

What are tips for weight loss?

Still no good

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

Scientists make jaw-dropping find at base of Antarctic glacier: 'May be greatly underestimated' - Yahoo

Just Forget it!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Thumbs down again.

My mother has stage 4 ovarian cancer, and her oncologist proposed her six rounds of chemotherapy and 17 cycles of Avastin. What is your experience?